forebidden: me
illumxnati: apple pipes > 
"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."
(via yall)

(Source: another-troubled-soul, via primaad0nnagirl)

  • Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not
thelovenotebook: EVERYTHING LOVE & PERSONAL
4ngelo: theodorepython: miami-tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS HES BREAD JIM JESUS CRUST
automotivated: r8gt (by openmoney)
lsd-inmymind: Perfect gift.
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